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EUROSCEPTIC IN SHOCK NEW OUTBURST
"I never did care for Emporer Rosco," says Gorman.
UNLUCKY LOTTO WINNER
Report by our National Lottery correspondent Phil Filooker
"My friends don't want to know any more," says National Lottery winner John Major.
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