Star Wars

From "The Easter Hamster's Half Holiday," February 1987

Today's Star Wars lovely is The War of Jenkins' Ear, a juicy bit of Mediterranean naughtiness and no mistake! Bet you'd like a nibble of that, eh, lads?

Letters to the Editor

From "The Easter Hamster's Half Holiday," February 1987

I dreamt I went to the Policeman's Ball thanks to "Socko" the magic duck whitener

From "The Thighpad's Last Twinklings," October 1986

Sergeant Peaseblossom Gussetmonger writes:

"I used to be the station wallflower and all the other chaps used to rag me for my shyness. But now my confidence has blossomed and I have the schoolgirl complexion that's oh so essential in the Obscene Publications Squad. And it is all thanks to "Socko" the magic duck whitener."

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